(I'd first like to preamble this post by apologizing to my regular readers for posting this drivel, but I decided to go ahead with the post anyway as I suspect many of you will get a good laugh out of it. Besides, while it's not technically game-related it is a great insight into the mentality prevalent in some gaming communities.)
That's right, True Believers! My self-proclaimed nemesis, the famous DoomWorld superstar
Doomguy2000 has apparently dedicated his latest video "burial" to none other than Yours Truly. Apparently this is supposed to be quite the honor, so of course I want to proudly share it here. Let's tune in and take a look, shall we?
Initially I wasn't going to post any sort of official response to this video gem since I know my friends will be shaking their heads over the fact that I can actually lower myself to such a level, but at least one or two things were mentioned in the audio portion of the presentation that I feel I should rebut.
First and foremost, I'd like to address the accusation that I need to create alternate identities to deal with this (or any other) person on the internet. Not true, at least not these days. Almost four years ago, however, was an entirely different story. At that time I had never done anything at all on the internet ever (since I'd never had an internet connection in my home), but I wanted to join the
Nexus modding community and start creating and sharing mods for my favorite game at the time,
TES IV Oblivion. Having never participated in such a community before, I was uncertain how a female gamer would be received (though I had heard rumors) so I initially created a masculine identity for myself...
Salmacis1968. I didn't use that identity for very long, however; I soon discovered that this online modding community wasn't filled with as many girl-haters as I had expected (though such narrow-minded individuals do still thrive elsewhere) so I abandoned the identity and took on the name I still use today: Herculine. This wasn't a top-secret conspiracy, mind you; I politely requested that the Nexus admins ban the superfluous account, which they happily did and thanked me for my honesty, and I've told this story both privately to friends and publicly a number of times since then. But apparently my public honesty on this matter is now being used in an attempt to make me appear
dishonest.
Now I want to be very clear here that I have no proof whether it is Doomguy2000 himself or someone else who has searched back through four years of Nexus Forum posts to dig up this information and now use the name to make comments on Doomguy2000's videos. But judging from the displays in this video (and the numerous links provided on its
YouTube upload page, I'd wager that Doomguy2000 has done this himself as part of some twisted attempt to create some sort of drama in his perpetual need for attention. He's obviously been closely following my blog here, my DoomWorld Forums posts and the status of my uploads to the id Games Archives, so my imagination doesn't have to stretch very far at all to suspect that he'd also waste untold hours sifting through the Nexus Forums looking for me there as well (though he says he's not obsessed with me). To be perfectly honest, I sincerely hope that such is indeed not the case; if it is then I've attracted yet another creepy internet stalker.
I realize that my admission to having used another identity at one point in my internet life might lead even my closest friends to question my integrity; I can only attempt to assuage any such doubts by saying that ever since then I have used the same name, Herculine, everywhere I've gone on the internet (even in its dark unmentionable places) and I've not been afraid to put that name proudly on anything I've ever said or done... including classic
Doom mods that have earned me much ridicule. Thus I will continue to use that name whether it is regarded with fame or infamy and hopefully my word on that will be enough.
Oh, and just to clarify: the "i" is pronounced like a long "e"; I am neither a luxury cruise ship nor a railroad franchise. The name was gleaned from Greek mythology by way of
Roman mythology (as was the name
Salmacis); I merely feminized it a bit by changing a letter or so. Actually, I can't even take credit for that; I first read the name in the memoirs of
Herculine Barbin. Why would I adopt such a moniker? Well, while I'm doing the blatantly honest thing here I will reveal that I'm a lesbian with a (perhaps weird) penchant for futanari, so the sad story of persecuted Herculine Barbin has a lot of meaning for me. While I am not at all ashamed of my sexual orientation (in fact being quite proud of it) and thus do not keep it a secret, it is also something that I try not to bludgeon folks with because it's really not appropriate to do so. I only mention it here because my integrity has been questioned and the way I deal with that portion of my life in my opinion demonstrates that I've got more integrity than most people you will ever encounter.
Do I need to hide behind an alternate name to speak of the works of Doomguy2000? Hardly. Let me prove this by again expressing my opinion here in the blog bearing my widely-used pseudonym. While many
Doom purists might join the argument that the
Duke Nukem shotgun indeed does not belong in
Doom, I have to ask you, Doomguy2000, what the
fuck do you think they'd have to say about Justin Bieber, Pikachu, the huge single-frame likeness of yourself and the plethora of other MS Paint atrocities you insert into the game in your mods? Dude!
Really? You claim that I aspire to be as famous as you; to be perfectly honest I'm mortified that my name has been associated with you in any way whatsoever. If I'd known in advance that my Doom Upgrade would be compared to the crap you're constantly attempting to peddle (except when the DoomWorld admins have the wisdom to instantly
"hell" your posts) I'd have immediately ceased work on the project and forever deleted it from my computer. I rue the day I uploaded my YouTube video because it attracted you to me; if I want to be anything in life, it certainly is not you.
Which brings us to the next point... Doomguy2000, you say I'm obsessed with you and I need to comment on your videos to make myself feel as important as you. Let me again remind you that I'd never heard of you or your mods and likely never would have paid either an iota of attention, but it was you who first came to my video page posting insults and not the other way around (as you apparently would have others believe). You obviously wanted my attention, but once you got it now you've decided that maybe that wasn't such a good idea after all. Furthermore, it should be noted that I've refrained from insulting you in my comments on your videos of your
Doom mods; I've merely suggested that they might be more successful if you'd take a more serious approach to your work. If anything, I tried to make a friend rather than an enemy. You say I'm the one who can't handle criticism, but you certainly seem to fly to extremes when folks attempt to give you friendly suggestions. I'm not the one making YouTube videos of myself ranting every time someone doesn't agree with something I've said or done. I hate to crush your obviously huge ego here, but ALL comments are blocked on my uploaded videos, not just
your comments. I took that precaution (and have since continued to do so on all subsequent videos) because when you leaped to leave your insults on my first-ever YouTube video mere minutes after it had finished uploading it served to remind me that the world is full of people just like you and honestly, I'm better off not having to deal with any of you.
I don't take criticism well and all I do on this blog is cry because people don't like my mods? Partially true, I suppose. Truth be told, however, I actually enjoy
constructive criticisms of my work and am always asking for such feedback. However, the definition of
constructive criticism does not include degrading insults; I'm certain you know what I'm talking about here because we both get it from the DoomWorlders all the time. Calling someone's mod "vomit", "a pile of steaming turds" or making elaborately insulting comments like: "I'd rather have two NFL teams play tug-of-war with my scrotum than play this" are not constructive by any definition. (I didn't make up that last bit; I actually read it somewhere in the Archives.) If getting upset when I hear that sort of thing makes me an overly-sensitive whiner like my furry avatar, then
hell yes I am one whiny pussy! As I alluded earlier, I've participated in a number of modding communities for a couple of years now. During that time I have never struck at any of my fellow modders like that (whether I thought they deserved it or not) and as a firm believer in the
Golden Rule it infuriates me to be the brunt of such blatant attacks. Sure, I should probably just roll with the punches and keep my mouth shut (in the end it would likely be better for my reputation) but sometimes I can't help but try to defend myself though I know that my voice will be drowned out by those of the countless idiots that form the internet majority.
Lastly, Doomguy2000, you predicted that I would respond to your video here in the blog by trying to make you "look retarded". If it seems that I have purposefully done such then I owe you an apology...
...but honestly, you're doing a pretty good job of that sort of thing on your own without any help from me.
(In closing I would again like to apologize to any of my regular readers who read all this and wasted twelve minutes of their lives watching that video. What can I say? I was feeling bored tonight.)